Showing posts with label Voltaire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Voltaire. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Voltaire on Abbé

Voltaire I-I

Voltaire, oh my poor lost soul Voltaire. Upon reading Candide I find myself shaking my head. Such a brilliant wit, such a brilliant mind, so full of negativity. The Pangloss you have employed so well is unfortunately a straw man. But, your work is of no doubt, genius. You have made the Western Canon and you are still taught today to be imitated by lesser minds with more dangerous and disastrous consequences. While your jaded confrontations have spurned meaningful reform and your pointed criticisms has caused a great deal of informed debate, in the hands of the unscrutinized mind you have created the exact opposite of what you intended. Rather than creating thinking minds, critical of everything you have created critics of no accord. They spew vile without an intention for change, only hoping to uphold the status quo. But, alas, whenever I pick up a book of yours I find myself reading until the very end, such is your work of great talent and skill. My thoughts on your magnum opus will come later. For now let us suffice by growing through your Dictionnaire philosophique.

Abbé, Monsier l'Abbé

'Tis true the corruption of the true doctrine of Christ is brought about by vicious and selfish men. The fathers of monks in our days had grown envious of the bishops and the power and wealth they had. The fathers of monks had grown rich beyond what ought to have been proper to them. Today, as I look around the Christian landscape I see many of the abuses that plagued our days. There is rampant selfishness, wanton abuse of power, and shameless twisting of Scripture. You rightly forewarned these men, "tremble, lest the day of reason arrive".

The day of reason has arisen and the power of the Church and the true Gospel has waned in the eyes of men. But that reason, once a champion of the oppressed has become itself the oppressor. Everywhere the men of faith face challenges once thought long abolished by Roman Emperors (whose reasons may or may not have been godly and motivated by love of Christ). The proud secular heritage of the newest endowment of France, the Republic and the Indoctrinating cry of separation of Church and State served well to curb the powers of corrupt bishops and abbés. But now that secularizing has left men corrupt themselves.

Voltaire, you railed against the oppression of the weak by the strong. You harangued against intolerance where ever you perceived it. Now, as the secularists push religion to the margins of society are you satisfied? I think not. I think that your tolerance, such a valiant goal in theory has given birth to a very unfortunate consequence. The association between religion and oppression has been hammered too hard and now faith is synonymous with uncritical assessments of life. But, I wonder, how many uncritical minds have come to this conclusion? However, what remains still in spite of the undiscriminating skepticism of this age is thankfully, faith, hope and love. Optimism has already won the day.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Mind control within five years! Lovely, odd, disheartening and potential danger to imminently follow


Saxony line I-VI

Recently we discussed the novocolonial mind control techniques of the world's most interesting man of creating something meaningful out of utter meaningless. Today, we must continue our journey after taking a day of vacation to celebrate Boxing Day. So without further ado, we move from the world's most interesting man's coercive persuasion through peddling Dos Equis to a more incredible form of mind control. IBM has predicted that mind powered PCs will be commonplace in five years. Click here for substantiation.

The ability to call a person merely by thinking of them is an incredible idea. Right now, I'm thinking of my incredible fiancee. My phone could be dialing her up right now. But, what if I were to begin to think of someone say, President Obama. Am I going to get through to him? Will I get a knock at the door by some CIA agents because I disagree with a president and think about what I'd like to say to him? Or more eerily, what if I think of my old nemesis François-Marie Arouet? Will my cellular ring him with unwanted and transdimensional consequences? Somehow I think that St. Peter and Anubis are going to figure out ways to block incoming calls, but the technology might have to play catchup to IBM's Jedi force tricks. It all depends on where Steve Jobs resides in the hereafter as to whether upstairs or downstairs has the latest, most stylish tech.

The EPOC neurohead set, purchasable for $299 here and shown in the picture above has caused a more sinister thought to creep its way into my otherwise optimistic mind. The mohawk sporting fellow obviously is the primary target market of Urban Outfitters. God help us all if neurotechnology were to fall into the hands of UO! Will there be a champion to arise that will save us from the evil designs of UO?