Saturday, January 21, 2012

More Football Picks

Baltimore vs. New England

The bells of Boston will ring, not in celebration but in a dirge. The Harbaugh effect will be in full force today. The defense will silence Brady and yet, it will be a close game. In the end the the Ravens will win. Baltimore will celebrate the fall of Boston for the first time since their prodigal son Babe Ruth struck out for the Braves prior to their move to Milwaukee. It's been so long that the Braves have moved from Boston to Milwaukee and Milwaukee to Atlanta. Ted Turner however will run reruns of Family Matters against the game. Victory, Baltimore.

New York vs. San Francisco

Only one Harbaugh will taste victory. Unfortunately for San Francisco it shan't be theirs. The Rubicon has been crossed and in the sickening reality of sports will play out. The younger brother shall pass his elder. The better will be eclipsed by the mediocre. In the end the walls of Constantinople will fall. Victory, Giants.

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