Who is this mysterious Colleen? Part II

Hanover Line I-XVI

Sweet sixteen. Thus far we have done a celebrated fifteen contemplations. Now we move our attention on to the sixteenth of seventy deliberations before the thought experiment that is the Hanover Line shall be made anew in jubilee. But last time on the Hanover Line we asked, who is this mysterious Colleen? We came to the conclusion that it was most definitely not Colleen Clinkenbeard and her devotion to the destruction of the American cartoon. We did not however answer the question in any sort of affirmative way. Maybe we shall do better this time.

While it was not Colleen Clinkenbeard, it could have been Colleen Ann Fitzpatrick. Sadly though, it was not as we could not fully support Colleen Ann Fitzpatrick, better known as Vitamin C unless it was time to graduate. And even then, after eleven years of being subjected to “Graduation (Friends Forever)” every May being sung by poorly trained high school glee clubs has begun to wear on audio sensory to the point of craving deprivation torture. As we go on, we remember all these... No! We cannot bring ourselves to it.

This would be an entirely negative post had it not been for my dedication to bringing the optimism (which you can still receive in your email, just click) and for the fact that “Graduation (Friends Forever)” is a welcome sound when compared to the hideous Billy Joe Armstrong's “Time of your life”. Tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial. What is this senseless scrawl? It was bad enough when Green Day performed it, but, come May every teenybopper trying to be the next Quinn is imitating the discordant and unintelligible words of that God forsaken song. It’s murderous on the ears. It is the awfulness of this song that has prevented our post about Colleen Ann Fitzpatrick from being entirely negative. Join us next time for the conclusion of Who is this mysterious Colleen? Part III, El Conclusivo.