Urban Outfitters continues their domination in Boulder, CO

Urban Outfitters cannot be trusted. If you want up to date and modern apparel seek IKEA, otherwise you have been hipsterified. The hipserificiation though will roll on unchecked if let be. The hipesterification continues as Free People, a division of the evil empire opens up in Boulder, CO. Free People, the more expensive brand of Urban Outfitters is coming to Boulder, CO. The nearest IKEA is 41 miles away. We know that you can't find a strapless and bohemian dress at IKEA unless you have been privy to a sleepover, but every IKEA has lingonberry jam, which substitutes for everything else. Residents of Boulder, beware of Free People, it is a trendy way to sacrifice liberty for tyranny. Rand Paul would agree if he wasn't stuck in TSA security...