Saxony Line I-XVII
We have come to realize that we write better when we're not hungry. Our last post was on Ramen Noodles. They weren't as tasty as we had hoped. They were more bitter than ironic. Alas these bitter herbs! They leavest now my mouth in such disarray.
Speaking of disarray, the Pacific Northwest has been hit by a massive snowstorm. Seattle and Portland were hit hard by the white stuff. It caused a whole bunch of fallen trees and down power lines leaving nearly a quarter of a million people without electricity. Plus, with all of the hipsters running about in scarves and v-neck ironic tee shirts it is likely that a flu pandemic will break out. That picture is an accurate description of what happens when snow falls on a hipster. He continues his walk nonchalantly as if nothing happened. Well played hipster.
But not all hipsters were so free of being mean spirited. One hipster chick in Seattle decided to unleash a cruel and vicious snarking on an unsuspecting news reporter. The reporter was simply trying to let the public know that sledding into a busy street might be a bad decision. But Miss Hipster decided that that advice was unwarranted and unwelcome. After blasting the reporter Miss Hipster went to a trendy coffee shop where she read some poetry by someone you've never heard of whilst listening to a band that plays music that stretches credulity to calling it music.
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