Saxony Line I-XVIII
Last time in our thought experience we focused on the hipster dilemma of facing snow. Since then we have highlighted the Orange County Hipster in all his folly. We also stated "Alas these bitter herbs! They leavest now my mouth in such disarray". Many of you googled this to see who said it. It was an original quote thank you very much.
We focused on the snow storm that pummeled the Pacific Northwest in our last Saxony post so we thought we might do some exploration of the Pac-NW in the vein of Sacagawea and the people who enslaved her. Caustic enough? We're trying to increase readership and we've realized that in this MTV dominated world the only way to be popular is to court controversy. However, we are so civilized that this is difficult for us.
Starbucks, a symbol of the Pacific Northwest that is on par with Redwoods and Nike has announced that they will begin serving alcohol at some of their stores. Starbucks shops in Southern California, Chicago and Atlanta will begin serving alcohol in 2012. We think that this is a brilliant idea. If we could combine Starbucks Sumatra with a double shot of Grey Goose we think we could replace the Jägerbomb. The dark roast and flavorful Sumatra is clearly superior to Red Bull and we think that the avoidance of cinnamon flavored liqueur is advisable to anyone not aged 19-23 and possessing female tendencies. We're off to Chicago to pitch our new cocktail. See you in the Windy City!
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