Saxony Line I-XVII
Last time on our beloved Saxony think tank extravaganza we touched on a whole host of topics. It was like a Kevin Bacon separation thing that started with the Danish delicacy smørrebrød and ended with Cosmonauts commenting on how their ship's nose peeled back upon reentry to the earth's atmosphere. It was logical, concise and flawless. It was so self-explanatory it was nearly tautological. We did it completely without the aid of Wikipedia as well, because they were too busy soiling their neutrality reputation by siding with pirates and Swedish religious zealots.
In our perfection that was the tautology we remunerated financial crisis with temper tantrums. That was maybe a bit unwise. Wall Street called us and chided us for being so insensitive. Multi-millionaires struggled through those rough days of 2008 to the point where many almost had to drop the multi- part of their status. We are truly and deeply sorry if we caused offense to any millionaire that struggled to know where the next luxury item was going to come from in the time of the Great Recession. Whoops! Excuse me a moment, my water is boiling over, I have to put my Ramen Noodles in.
As we were saying it was wrong of us to make insensitive comments. At least however, we were not so flippant, arrogant, delusional and downright stupid in our offensive statement. Mark Wahlberg had some real apologizing to do and he did, sort of. Then he directed blame at the person interviewing him. I won't offer my satire here. You can simply heap scorn upon him yourselves.
Well, I'm going to go for now and enjoy my low-budget noodles. If you get a chance, could you send me some foie gras au jus? It might make my Ramen a bit classier than I can afford. Thanks.
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