Zombies with apps. Yikes!

We shall be forthcoming about one of our most sensitive issues. We struggle with late night eating. The fact that it is 11 pm where we are currently writing makes this all the more telling. If we stay up much longer to post, we shall fail in our diet and eat a late night snack. Thank goodness though we are not in Des Moines, Iowa. Not only are we thankful we are not in Des Moines, Iowa because of the late snack buffet, but because Des Moines, Iowa is Des Moines Iowa. It simply is not a hot spot for intellectual activity. We mean no offense to the residents of Iowa, but the caucuses are done and your moment in the spotlight is over. See you again in 2016.

But, we have a soft spot for late night snacking. Thank goodness we are not in Des Moines because they have to contend with Zombie Burger. We are a sucker for a good burger. The best is Carrito Moshe in Jarabacoa, Dominican Republic, but they closed an hour ago. We have nothing but vegetables and pasta here in the apartment. We don't crave vegetables and we are too lazy to make pasta. We designed it this way. Also we had our own little Epic Meal Time adventure last night with some friends and shan't eat for a week to recover from the caloric intake.

Zombie burger would be your regular run of the mill Midwestern food joint had it not been for their innovation. They have come up with an app that has aided their business. We are envious. While we may have invented infinitesimal calculus independently from the English thief, we simply do not understand android programming well enough to produce a Leibnizian Ramblings blog app. But, in addition to streamlining the crowded experience, Zombie Burger hopes to bombard its app users with promotional offers through their ingenious app technology. We on the other hand have to troll the web to look for places we can spam. If only we had the knowhow to create an app or the direct line with Steve Jobs we once had.