We all know about dangerous pancakes from our last post! Well the heavy breakfast staple is back to its evil ways. Paula Deen has been in the news a lot recently. Anthony Bourdain, who is famous because he can make a couple dishes and landed one of the coolest jobs ever as the host of No Reservations has slammed Paula Deen for her unhealthy dishes. But the biggest problem here is not a minor celebrity picking on an even less known celebrity, but the nefarious work of pancakes.
When the pancakes attacked Dustin Penner it was done in the heat of the moment. It was spontaneous. But the pancakes had a long, cruel plan for Paula Deen. They worked slowly, in collusion with eggs, butter, maple syrup, American cheese, and crumbled sausage patties to slowly attack Paula. How are we ever going to survive if all these delicious foods begin to conspire against us? If everything that we eat were to suddenly decide that they wanted to take us out what could we do? I'm so depressed. I need something to get me through it. I think I'll head over to Hardees for a thick burger. Meat helps me think more clearly.
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