Thursday, January 12, 2012

Who is this mysterious Colleen? Part III – The Finale

Hanover Line I-XVII

This is the third attempt after Colleen Clinkenbeard and the Colleen better known as Vitamin C and we are barely closer to our answer. We keep going at this through a diagnosis of exclusion much as we have seen our good friend House do, though with slightly less madness. Unfortunately, today will be no different in qualitative approach, only quantitatively shall we change. We love our methodologies and prefer to change when only absolutely necessary, which consequently is when our monads are moved by the great Monad. But let us press forward so that we can end this charade and unmask the mysterious Colleen.

While we feel for the WAG Coleen Rooney, we shan’t give her more than a single line in this blog.

Also, while we enjoy the leaping ability of Coleen Sommer and the incredibly 1.98 meters she leaped over in Durham back in 1982 we were not talking about her this time. Unlike Mrs. Rooney, she may deserve a blog post to her own. Sadly though, we shall forget about her as soon as we finish this senten

What happened? Where were we? Sorry we blacked out for a moment. Who is this mysterious Colleen if it is not Clinkenbeard, Ann Fitzpatrick, Rooney or what’s her name? Certainly it is not Colleen Rowley and her whistleblowing ways. Certainly it is not Colleen Lovemen and her Silver Buffalo ways. Certainly it is not…

I’ve tired of this line of thinking. I’ve exhausted the audience so intensely that I will not bore you with the revelation of who this mysterious Colleen is in reality.

Join us next time when we take on a topic that has nothing to do with this, nothing to do with Colleen and nothing to do with anything mysterious. We’ve played that card too many times.

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