So I'm still loving Fifa 2011. Can't get enough of it. I've set up a new target for myself: 1,282 goals in a career. That would be 1 more that Pelé. Thus, he would have to recognize me as the greatest virtual footballer in the world, ever. On a side note, Pele without the accent is the Hawaiian goddess of fire, lightning, winds and volcanoes. Whenever a volcano erupts in Hawai'i it is said to be an expression of her longing for her lovers. But, Pele is a fickle and capricious lover as she sometimes kills her husbands. I'm sure Pelé would love to be recognized as a deity and sometimes when he speaks he spews deadly magma that swallows people whole. He's already burnt Neymar a few times with his longings, which by the way, explains the hair.
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