According to these guys up in Ottawa, 2012 is the year for getting taller. That is something to look forward to for all of the little people of the world, especially Ken Jeong. Hopefully, with his impending growth he won't end up stuffed naked in any trunks ready to pop out on the big screen causing a searing pain in my eyes. The same guys who predict that 2012 will be a year of surging growth in hight have also assessed the year 2011 from the prospective of Ottawans.
Among the good news was that IKEA opened a store in Ottawa. Even better news, a second IKEA will be opening up in Ottawa in 2012 and is estimated to be about the size of three airports. This will give IKEA a 2-1 advantage over the evil empire that is Urban Outfitters. However, in disheartening news they also predict an Occupy IKEA scenario that could allow hipsters controlled by Urban Outfitter's IBM machines to slow the resistance against their domination plans. We all pray that this is only a doomsday scenario that will never come to fruition.
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