Optimistic Cleveland and Naked tasers

Hanover Line I-VII

Last time on the Hanover line of thought stream we talked about the possible scenarios of Kim Jong-un and dangerous neighborhoods worth braving for pizza. Upon further reflection this post was much too negative for my liking. You have my sincerest apologies for being so un-optimistic.

Therefore we shall move to a more pleasant minded conclusion in Cleveland, OH. According to the Cleveland Plain Dealer most of the news was about people doing wrong things and getting arrested for it. My initial thought was, with all of these headlines I could have simply wrote, it can only get better from here Cleveland! But, I finally found one story worth the optimism that I hope to spout.

A couple of blokes were reported to be streaking around University Heights. These two men were reportedly sprinting around the way, in the buff. How is this optimistic? It could've ended much worse, like for the guy in the Cincinnati Flying Pig Marathon. Brett Henderson was tased by police for public indecency and obstruction of official business and was unable to complete the marathon. Cleveland, at least you aren't Cincinnati!