Saxony line I-VI
Recently we discussed the novocolonial mind control techniques of the world's most interesting man of creating something meaningful out of utter meaningless. Today, we must continue our journey after taking a day of vacation to celebrate Boxing Day. So without further ado, we move from the world's most interesting man's coercive persuasion through peddling Dos Equis to a more incredible form of mind control. IBM has predicted that mind powered PCs will be commonplace in five years. Click here for substantiation.
The ability to call a person merely by thinking of them is an incredible idea. Right now, I'm thinking of my incredible fiancee. My phone could be dialing her up right now. But, what if I were to begin to think of someone say, President Obama. Am I going to get through to him? Will I get a knock at the door by some CIA agents because I disagree with a president and think about what I'd like to say to him? Or more eerily, what if I think of my old nemesis François-Marie Arouet? Will my cellular ring him with unwanted and transdimensional consequences? Somehow I think that St. Peter and Anubis are going to figure out ways to block incoming calls, but the technology might have to play catchup to IBM's Jedi force tricks. It all depends on where Steve Jobs resides in the hereafter as to whether upstairs or downstairs has the latest, most stylish tech.
The EPOC neurohead set, purchasable for $299 here and shown in the picture above has caused a more sinister thought to creep its way into my otherwise optimistic mind. The mohawk sporting fellow obviously is the primary target market of Urban Outfitters. God help us all if neurotechnology were to fall into the hands of UO! Will there be a champion to arise that will save us from the evil designs of UO?
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